by Max Barry

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The Sardegna Empire Destroyer of
Authoritarian Democracy
I like to gaze out into the distant scenery
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
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Emanuele Pessagno

Population3.75 billion

Currencypeso
Animaldolphin

The Sardegna Empire Destroyer of Emanuele Pessagno is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.75 billion Emanuele Pessagnoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Emanuele Pessagnoan economy, worth 167 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,749 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emanuele Pessagno's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Emanuele Pessagno is ranked 117,949th in the world and 524th in Remembrance for Most Beautiful Environments, with 542.12 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Income Equality: 67th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 107th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 186th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 186th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 187th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, scientists are not permitted to ask questions.
  • : Emanuele Pessagno's influence in Remembrance rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Emanuele Pessagno, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails'.

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